My name is Dave Parker, and I have a problem“Good new!” Our teacher said. I stiffened, because well, good new usually means bad news if you have a teacher like mine. “We’re having a sixth grade…” She paused for dramatic effect, “DANCE!” WHAT?! I was frozen in my seat, and I started to blush. The room suddenly started getting louder, and this time our teacher let us. Shane jumped up and raised her hand, looking excited. “Ooooh! Can I be the DJ?!” Our teacher looked pleased. “Yes, you CAN, Shane. In fact, you can choose someone to be your announcer, if you want.” Shane’s face was beaming, but she said, “